Hello, hello, City~! Radical Edward is back~!

Now, then, let's think of something fun to do! Faaaaaaaaaaayeee~! You still around?

[Voice post]
[You can almost HEAR Ed's brain short-circuiting. Someone's been playing too many computer games and that's totally my excuse for her inactivity.]

Ugh........ Ed's gonna take a nap now......

C-C-C-Coooooold...........

[B-B-Bark....!]

[Private//Unhackable]

Time to play~! Heehee~..... Edward will win~!


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[OOC: THE GAME IS ON.]

Heeheehee~! Edward does not wear shoes~! Sneaky sneaky shoe-thief is helpless against Edward's GENIUS~!

Mo~to~ko~! Edward and Ein welcome you to City City~! Ed promises not to peek too much anymore~!

EDWARD SHALL NAME HIM JOHNNY TAU SERBITUS YOSHIMOTO JUNIOR!

Johnny likes Ed's eyes~!

Lain~! You win this game, but Edward shall triumph next time!

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[OOC: Are Spike and Jet on hiatus or something? D: I need to get on AIM more so I can tell if you guys are still even alive or not. I kinda need to know if Ed should be looking for someone else to keep a roof over her head or what. X_x]

Ed-Eye is complete~!!
( Looks kinda like an alien robot huh? (WARNING I CANNOT DRAW) )

( Lol ASCII )

[Bark! Bark!]

RAIN~! RAIN~! HAHAHAH~! Ed and Ein are gonna go play in the rain~!

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[OOC: Ed and Ein are going to be out playing in the rain; likely in Xanadu. Drenching or not, that's half the fun! Might even wind up in Xanadu in a mud puddle or two before they come back to the apartment. Jet, Spike, you're responsible for getting her to take a bath. Good luuuuuuuuck~. :D Also, thunder and lightning are nothing to someone used to rock showers. BITE ME ELECTRICITY YOU ARE MY BITCH.]

C~I~T~Y~!

Edward requires a formidable opponent~! Chess preferred, open to suggestions, Edward's a quick learner~. :D Ed hears mahjong is popular in some places, but all Ed can find is crummy 1P versions. Ed wants PvP, 2P, multiplayer! Maybe card games~? Ein got tired of playing against Ed, but he's just a sore loser.

[BARK!]

Heeheehee~... Who wants to play with Edward~? :3

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[OOC: Disclamer-I know NOTHING about Mahjong as played as anything but solitare. I watched some of Akagi, but that doesn't mean I understood any of it. Either way~.....]

Heehehee~! Yesterday was fun~! Ed could be a spy-spy easy! Mystery, intrigue, subterfuge, funny hats~! Hahaha~! Maybe Ed could be a spy-cowpoke when Ed grows up, huh? Right, Ein~?

[Bark!]

Ein could be a spy-pup! Hidden cameras, secret missions, sneaky-sneaky, BEE-YOO-TEEFUL WOMEN~! Heeheehee~.  Hmmmm.... Ed wonders, wonders.......... Heehee..........

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[OOC: Inspired by the last curse, Ed will be fiddling around with her box of scrap metal, constructing small surveillance cameras. Depending on what the Mods feel would work better, she'll either sell them to the cops or just set them up in random public areas of the city for observational purposes. In all likelyhood I'll forget she set them up, so if you actually want to DO anything with either idea, let me know. Either way, she's in Spike/Jet's apartment suite, working diligently as usual. Ein's at her side, bringing her parts from the box as she asks for them. Either of you men are free to comment on it. Hell, she might even put them up in your rooms if you're not careful~ :D]

[Video feed, triggered by Ein, Ed knows but doesn't care]

[Ed is clearly visible, but she's paying attention to the computer and not the video recorder. She's singing in the same voice as this song, but she's singing The Real Folk Blues, and in Japanese on top of that. Ein is sitting beside her as she works, tilting his head in time. To top it all off, the computer's playing the music to it. Of course, Ed's paying 100% of her attention to what she's doing on the computer. The singing is just a secondary thing, no different than balancing stuff on her head as she does sometimes. It starts as little more than muttering to herself.]

Aishiteta to nageku ni wa
Amari ni motoki wa shigi te shimatta
Mada kokoro no hokorobi yo
Iyasenumama kaze ga fuiteru

Hitotsu no me de asu o mite
Hitotsu no me de kinou mitsumeteru
Kimi no ai no yurikagode
Mo ichido yasurakani nemuretara

Kawaita hitomi de dareka na itekure

The real folk blues~
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritaidake
Doro no kawa ni sukatta jinsei mo warukuwanai
Ichido kiri de owarunara

Kibou ni michita zetsuboto
Wanagashikakerareteru kono chansu
Nani ga yoku te warui no ka
Koin no omoi to kuramitaita

[Now seeming to realize she's singing, starts singing a little louder, grinning widely.]

Dore dake ikireba iyasareru no darou

THE REAL FOLK BLUES~
Honto no yorokobi ga shiritai dake
Hikaru mono no subete ga mou konto wa iranai

[Ein starts howling along to the good parts]

THE REAL FOLK BLUES~
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritaidake
Doro no kawa ni sukatta jinsea mo warukuwanai
Ichido kiri de owarunara~

[Ed giggles and gives Ein a look before returning to work.]

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[OOC: One of the Bebop people had to do it. And Ed's voice is cutest. Plus, she's the one that actually sings~, so you wouldn't know if she was cursed or just being weird again.]

...............................

You know, somehow I thought I'd wind up coming here again someday. Lain, I haven't forgotten.

Hey, the whole gang's here now, too! ........... Ha....... It's like a Bebop reunion tour, huh?

JET'S BACK~!

Now Bebop's family is completed at last~! Eh... 'cept for Bebop, but.... Hahahaha~!

Now Bebop's crew can be a team again~!

[Wherever Jet is, chances are you've been discovered by an Edward, followed closely by Ein.]

So I guess I'm still here.........

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask if anyone else can tell me what they know about what I'm supposed to know about this place considering I was apparently here at some point as a kid. I wonder why I don't remember this.... It looks like a cool place, but the hardware looks a little archaic.

[Private//The most unhackable you can get without being GOD TIER, like maybe Lain]
[/Private]

[Voice post]

Hmm? Hey! It worked! I wasn't sure if this old thing would hold up! I wonder what happened to all the upgrades I made to it.....

[A barking sound can be heard, followed by a muted gasp]

E.... Ein?!

[After a brief silence, the sound of clothes ruffling as if someone were hugging something, punctuated by quiet noises like those a dog makes when content.]

But... I thought you were....... W-Where am I......?

[The sound of someone standing up, possibly accompanied by what sounds like someone wiping their eyes with their arm, then approaching footsteps]

Something about all this seems so familiar, but...........

[It's quite apparent the speaker knows the device has been recording this whole time, given the way she speaks again, this time addressing it directly]

Hello? I guess I must've taken a wrong turn or something, but my ship's gone and I don't know what happened to it. I was heading for Mars, last I remember... Maybe it had something to do with the gates......

[Voice post]
[Hysterical fits of giggles and laughter]

Hahahahahahaha~!

FAYE FAYE IS A MAN-FAYE FAYE~!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha~!

[The sound of rolling around laughing on the floor in a gigglefit, accompanied by sporadic barking]

[/Voice post]

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[OOC: Nobody would notice if she was a boy or not anyway. And she doesn't have any sexuality to polarize. So she's just Ed today, folks. Laughing her fucking ass off at Man-Faye.]

MORNING, CITY~! ALL NEW PEOPLE ARE TO REPORT TO EDWARD THE AWESOME IMMEDIATELY! >:D


Hmhmhm~! More new people are showing up, huh? Ed wonders what kinds of people are going to visit the city this week~! Hahah, it's gonna be fun~. :3

Faye-Faye, is the water fixed? Ein and Ed need a bath!

EDIT:

[Action start! Open action log for anyone who wants dog-washing, hose-using, mud-making fun :3]
[Ed marches out of Faye's apartment building with a bucket holding a brush and a bottle of soap, with Ein strapped to her back in a little doggie-backpack. She's barefoot as always, and is looking for a garden hose to wash Ein off with as ordered by Faye. She's heading for the park as it is.]

Bathtime for Ein Ein~! Hahaha~!

[Woof!]

ED KNOWS YOUR SECRETS~!

But Ed's not telling~!



OOOH! Also, it's Faye Faye Day! Ahahah~! Let's have pizza! Chocolate pizza!

ROAR!

COME DANCE WITH EDWARD THE LION~!

[OOC: COME PLAY WITH HER! Ed will be out dressed in Lion Dance garb,home-fashioned. Ein will be out with her, too, barking like a lion. ........ Yeah. Well. Like a lion that sounds a lot like a dog. Still. See this for a good idea of what the dance looks like. She'll be going around dancing for people, trying to find someone to be the lion's butt so she can be more realistic. Feel free to notice her or join her in her frolicking. >:3]

NEW YEAR, NEW YEAR~!

Ed wants to do the lion dance~! Or maybe it's a rat dance this year~! Ed's going to make lots of mecha-mice for the party~! HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ED AND EIN, FRIENDLY CITYHOOD SPACE COWPOKES! Hahahahah~! :D

[OOC: She really will be out with one of those lion head things all day tomorrow, and she really will be making a ton of those mice to distribute to the masses. And she'll likely send out a "virus" onto the network to release fireworks on the network screen for people at the moment of the New Year's commencement; optional, of course. And I haven't gotten approval, so if it's no good, lemme know.]